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kernlsandrs:

kernlsandrs:

Everybody go to youtube and subscribe to him

http://www.youtube.com/user/stanleyrr/

Everybody go to twitter and make #stanleyrr a trending topic

4chan, 9gag, reddit, and funnyjunk have set out to make this man an internet sensation. Earlier this morning his youtube channel had roughly 20 subscribers and about 240 views, having uploaded 170 videos total. Now a few hours later he has 11,642 subscribers and 24,039 views. He’s a humble old man that spends his time uploading short videos, usually a movie review or his opinion about something. 

MAKE THIS OLD GUY CRY WHEN HE LOGS IN, INTERNET. 

15,971 subscribers! Excellent work, internet!

18,953 subscribers! Well done, internet!

The more you know…

In Norse religionAsgard (Old NorseÁsgarðr; meaning “Enclosure of the Æsir[1]) is one of the Nine Worlds and is the country or capital city of the Norse Gods surrounded by an incomplete wall attributed to a Hrimthurs riding the stallion Svadilfari, according to GylfaginningValhalla is located within Asgard. Odin and his wife, Frigg, are the rulers of Asgard.

In Old Norseáss (or ǫ́ss, ásplural æsirfeminine ásynja, plural ásynjur) is the term denoting a member of the principal groups of gods of the pantheon of Norse paganism. They include many of the major figures, such as OdinFriggThorBaldr and Tyr. They are one of the two groups of gods, the other being the Vanir

In Norse mythology, the Vanir (singular Vanr) are a group of gods associated with fertility, wisdom and the ability to see the future. The Vanir are one of two groups of gods (the other being the Æsir) and are the namesake of the location Vanaheimr (“Home of the Vanir”). After the Æsir–Vanir War, the Vanir became a subgroup of the Æsir.

Stargate SG-1: Entity
*The MALP lifts off the ground*
Hammond: What's it doing?
Carter: Flying, sir.
O'Neill: MALP's can't fly...
That awkward moment when you’re not the smartest person on the ship…

That awkward moment when you’re not the smartest person on the ship…

Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack O'Neill: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack O'Neill: Never run with... scissors?
That awkward moment when you bring down the entire gate network…

But…what about the wormhole drive?

But…what about the wormhole drive?

fuckyeahstargate:

jainz:

They’re kree-licious!

hahahahah

I prefer Krispy Kreem donuts. 

fuckyeahstargate:

jainz:

They’re kree-licious!

hahahahah

I prefer Krispy Kreem donuts. 

Yummmm
Hammond of Texas.

Hammond of Texas.

Martin Lloyd: They can't leave! They haven't finished reading my script!
Major General Hank Landry: That's funny, I thought it said "General" on my uniform.

The singularity is about to explode!

I do not understand why everything must inevitably explode.
landcalledhonalee:

I don’t know why I love Lya so much, but I would hit it. Off to rewatch all of her 2 episodes now

IT’S THOSE TWIGS IN HER HAIR, AMIRITE? UNF UNF.

landcalledhonalee:

I don’t know why I love Lya so much, but I would hit it. Off to rewatch all of her 2 episodes now

IT’S THOSE TWIGS IN HER HAIR, AMIRITE? UNF UNF.